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Dear wife.............

Message par Silver le Mer 2 Juil - 0:11

Dear wife:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm
leaving you forever.
I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have
nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called
to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw.
Last week, you came home & didn't even notice I had a
new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers.
You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after
watching all of your soaps.
You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't want
sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you're
cheating on me or you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm
gone.

Your EX-Husband
P.S. don't try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving
away to West Virginia together!
Have a great life!

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Dear Ex-Husband:

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your
letter.
It's true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is
a far cry from what you've been.
I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your
constant whining & griping. Too bad that doesn't work.
I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but
the 1st thing that came to mind was 'You look just like a girl!' Since
my mother raised me not to say anything if you can't say something nice,
I didn't comment.
And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have
gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years
ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you
because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a
coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning.
After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could
work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my
job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.
Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you
have the fulfilling life you always wanted.

My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you
won't get a dime from me. So take care.

Signed,
Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my
sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that's not a problem.

Silver

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Date d'inscription : 04/06/2008

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Re: Dear wife.............

Message par odessa le Ven 4 Juil - 15:25

that's too much Exclamation

odessa

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Date d'inscription : 16/06/2008

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